Hi,
Today we had an exam and after coming out I spoke to one of my friends regarding it.
Me: Hi, How was your Exam?!
He: Dude, Rohit never understands me any time!
Me: What happened?
He: Rohit left the Exam Sheet Blank!
Me: Oh! Sad, but so what?
He: Even I left it Blank and if professor see both Papers then he will think that we both copied from each other~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Wednesday, February 28, 2007
Tuesday, February 27, 2007
Monday, February 26, 2007
Amazing! See it for yourself!
What Happens when some artistic minds come together?? "An Artistic Piece will be Available!!!" See it for yourself!
Interesting Definitions That are sure to make you Giggle out!!
School:
A place where Papa Pays and Son Plays.
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Life Insurance:
A contract that keeps you poor all your life so that you can die Rich.
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Marriage:
It's an agreement in which a man loses his bachelor degree and a woman gains her masters.
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Divorce:
Future tense of Marriage.
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Tears:
The hydraulic force by which masculine willpower is defeated by feminine waterpower.
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Lecture:
An art of transferring information from the notes of the Lecturer to the notes of the students without passing through "the minds of either"
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Conference:
The confusion of one man multiplied by the number present.
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Compromise:
The art of dividing a cake in such a way that everybody believes he got the biggest piece.
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Dictionary:
A place where success comes before work.
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Conference Room:
A place where everybody talks, nobody listens and everybody disagrees later on.
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Classic:
Books, which people praise, but do not read.
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Smile:
A curve that can set a lot of things straight.
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Office:
A place where you can relax after your strenuous home life.
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Etc.:
A sign to make others believe that you know more than you actually do.
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Committee:
Individuals who can do nothing individually and sit to decide that nothing can be done together.
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Experience:
The name men give to their mistakes.
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Atom Bomb:
An invention to end all inventions.
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Philosopher:
A fool who torments himself during life, to be spoken of when dead.
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Diplomat:
A person who tells you to go to hell in such a way that you actually look forward to the trip.
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Opportunist:
A person who starts taking bath if he accidentally falls into a river.
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Optimist:
A person who while falling from Eiffel tower says in midway "See I am not injured yet."
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Miser:
A person who lives poor so that he can die rich.
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Boss:
Someone who is early when you are late and late when you are early.
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Politician:
One who shakes your hand before elections and your Confidence after.
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Doctor:
A person who kills your ills by pills, and kills you by bills.
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A place where Papa Pays and Son Plays.
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Life Insurance:
A contract that keeps you poor all your life so that you can die Rich.
*********
Marriage:
It's an agreement in which a man loses his bachelor degree and a woman gains her masters.
*********
Divorce:
Future tense of Marriage.
*********
Tears:
The hydraulic force by which masculine willpower is defeated by feminine waterpower.
*********
Lecture:
An art of transferring information from the notes of the Lecturer to the notes of the students without passing through "the minds of either"
*********
Conference:
The confusion of one man multiplied by the number present.
*********
Compromise:
The art of dividing a cake in such a way that everybody believes he got the biggest piece.
*********
Dictionary:
A place where success comes before work.
*********
Conference Room:
A place where everybody talks, nobody listens and everybody disagrees later on.
*********
Classic:
Books, which people praise, but do not read.
*********
Smile:
A curve that can set a lot of things straight.
*********
Office:
A place where you can relax after your strenuous home life.
*********
Etc.:
A sign to make others believe that you know more than you actually do.
*********
Committee:
Individuals who can do nothing individually and sit to decide that nothing can be done together.
*********
Experience:
The name men give to their mistakes.
*********
Atom Bomb:
An invention to end all inventions.
*********
Philosopher:
A fool who torments himself during life, to be spoken of when dead.
*********
Diplomat:
A person who tells you to go to hell in such a way that you actually look forward to the trip.
*********
Opportunist:
A person who starts taking bath if he accidentally falls into a river.
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Optimist:
A person who while falling from Eiffel tower says in midway "See I am not injured yet."
*********
Miser:
A person who lives poor so that he can die rich.
*********
Boss:
Someone who is early when you are late and late when you are early.
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Politician:
One who shakes your hand before elections and your Confidence after.
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Doctor:
A person who kills your ills by pills, and kills you by bills.
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A few Jokes
"Laziness is our biggest enemy" -Jawaharlal Nehru.
"We should learn to love our enemies"- Mahathma Gandhi.
Which one to follow?... Great confusion.
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"CELLO "
The pen of india.
"LUX"
The soap of india.
"Amul"
The taste of india.
"I"
The best in india.
"You"
Time waste of india... :-)
OK,OK, DONT GET ANGRY, SWAP THE LAST ONE THEN!!!!!
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Dad : Son, what do you want for your birthday?
Son : Not much dad, just a radio with a sports car around it.
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Rules for board exam:
har sawal se dat kar ladna,fekne me kami mat karna,mouka mila to peche be dekhna,or 1 bat yaad rakhna aagawala ka paper apna samajhna.
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What is the height of mixed emotions???
when ur mother in law falls from 7th floor on ur mercedes!!!!
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Whats the height of hope???....
A 99 year old lady going for airtel ka naya lifetime scheme...!!
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Height of Optimism... Soldier: "Sir, we are surrounded by the enemies", SARDAR Major: "Excellent ! We can now attack in any direction" !.
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"We should learn to love our enemies"- Mahathma Gandhi.
Which one to follow?... Great confusion.
********
"CELLO "
The pen of india.
"LUX"
The soap of india.
"Amul"
The taste of india.
"I"
The best in india.
"You"
Time waste of india... :-)
OK,OK, DONT GET ANGRY, SWAP THE LAST ONE THEN!!!!!
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Dad : Son, what do you want for your birthday?
Son : Not much dad, just a radio with a sports car around it.
********
Rules for board exam:
har sawal se dat kar ladna,fekne me kami mat karna,mouka mila to peche be dekhna,or 1 bat yaad rakhna aagawala ka paper apna samajhna.
********
What is the height of mixed emotions???
when ur mother in law falls from 7th floor on ur mercedes!!!!
********
Whats the height of hope???....
A 99 year old lady going for airtel ka naya lifetime scheme...!!
********
Height of Optimism... Soldier: "Sir, we are surrounded by the enemies", SARDAR Major: "Excellent ! We can now attack in any direction" !.
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Some Funny Lines!
Children were lined up in the cafeteria of a Catholic elementary school for lunch. At the head of the table was a large pile of apples. The nun made a note, and posted on the apple tray: "Take only ONE. God is watching."
Moving further along the lunch line, at the other end of the table was a large pile of chocolate chip cookies. A child had written a note, "Take all you want. God is watching the apples!!"
Moving further along the lunch line, at the other end of the table was a large pile of chocolate chip cookies. A child had written a note, "Take all you want. God is watching the apples!!"
Indian Guts!!
On a ship, the Project manager (PM)s of three different companies belonging to 3 different nations were traveling with their Trainee guys. They started an argument on whose Trainee engineer had more guts.
The Company's American PM called for one of his men and told him to jump off and take a round swimming around the moving ship. The Trainee did as he was commanded. The American PM boasted of by saying, "See the guts!"
Now the Company's German PM called out for one of his men and asked him to take two similar rounds around the moving ship. The Trainee did as he was told. When he came back from the water the German PM said, "See the guts!"
Now the Company's Indian PM called out for his most courageous man and asked him to take five similar rounds. The Trainee promptly replied, "Why the hell should I?" The PM proudly said, "See the guts!".
Cool!
Know what M.P stands for??
OFFICER : WHAT IS YOUR NAME ?
CANDIDATE : M P. SIR
OFFICER : TELL ME PROPERLY
CANDIDATE : MOHAN PAL SIR
OFFICER : YOUR FATHER'S NAME ?
CANDIDATE : M P. SIR
OFFICER : WHAT DOES THAT MEAN ?
CANDIDATE : MANMOHAN PAL SIR
OFFICER : YOUR NATIVE PLACE
CANDIDATE : M P. SIR
OFFICER : IS IT MADHYA PRADESH ?
CANDIDATE : NO, MUNNUR PAL SIR
OFFICER : WHAT IS YOUR QUALIFICATION ?
CANDIDATE : M P. SIR
OFFICER : (ANGRILY) WHAT IS IT ?
CANDIDATE : METRIC PASS
OFFICER : WHY DO YOU NEED A JOB ?
CANDIDATE : M P. SIR
OFFICER : AND WHAT DOES THAT MEAN?
CANDIDATE : MONEY PROBLEM SIR
OFFICER : DESCRIBE YOUR PERSONALITY
CANDIDATE : M P. SIR
OFFICER : EXPLAIN YOURSELF CLEARLY
CANDIDATE : MAGNANIMOUS PERSONALITY SIR
OFFICER : THIS DISCUSSION IS NOWHERE, YOU MAY GO NOW
CANDIDATE : M P. SIR
OFFICER : WHAT IS IT NOW
CANDIDATE: MY PERFORMANCE. ...?
OFFICER : M P!!!!
CANDIDATE : WHAT IS THAT SIR?
OFFICER : MENTALLY PUNCTURED
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