POTC III

Pirates of the Caribbean-Returns!!

A Tribune to Kishore Kumar-By Shahrukh Khan

Indian Michael Jackson!

Do NRI's behave the same after returning??

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An Indian speaking to his NRI neighbour:

He: Yetla unnavu(Telugu)?
NRI: I speak only English.

He:Ok, How are you?
NRI: Hi, Hello, How are you, I am fine, Thank you and you?

He: How many children you have now?
NRI: Two daughters and both are girls!

He: Who is that man, with you, there?
NRI: He is my Legal Father!

He: What?
NRI: Yeah, Father-in-Law!

He: Being so rich, Why do you travel using Bus or Train only?
NRI: See, Bus Accident-There you are! Train Accident- There you are! Plane Accident- Where you are???????????????

He: Have you studied anything abroad?
NRI: Yeah, I have done L.L.B and am thinking of doing Matriculation!!

He: I heard that the place you stayed had many Kings? By this time you might have known about them?!
NRI: Yeah, I know much about them.

He: Tell me something about them.
NRI: Well, What I know is that All of them died!!

Another Gag!

Santa : When I get mad at you, you never fight back.How do you control your anger?
Jasmeet : I clean the toilet bowl.
Santa : How does that help?
Jasmeet : I use your toothbrush!
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Santa : Yaar! Main Apna Purse Ghar Bhool Aaya, Mainu 1000 Rs Chahide.
Banta : Dost Hi Dost De Kam Aunda Hai, Le 10 Rs, Riksha Kar Te Purse Le Aa.
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Banta : Wo Ladki Deaf Lagti Hai. Main Kuch Kehta Hoon, Woh Kuch Aur Hi Bolti Hai.
Santa : Kaise?
Banta : Maine Kaha I Luv U, To Woh Boli 'Maine Kal Hi Naye Sandal kharide hain'

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Santa : Aapne Nurse Bahut Changi Rakhi Hai, Uska Haath Lagtey Hi Mein Theek Ho Gaya.
Doctor: Jaanta Hoon, Thappad Ki Awaaz Mujhe Bhi Sunai Di Thi.
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Santa meets his friend Bunta
Santa : A & B, A & B, A & B, A & B, A & B...!
Bunta : Oye, Iska Matlab ?
Santa : Kuch Nahin Yaar, I Mean Long Time No C..!
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Daku "Mangal Singh", Banta Ke Ghar Mein Ghus Ayaa..

Daku : Sona kahan hai, Jaldi Bataao..!
Banta : Pura Ghar Khali Hai Malko, Jithe Marzi So Jao!


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Santa : Kaisi Sabzi Banai Hai, Bilkul Gobar Jaisa Swad Hai !
Jasmeet : Hey bhagwan! Na Jane Inhone Kya-Kya Kha Ke Dekha Hua Hai.
Gobar Ka Swad Bhi Pata Hai..!

Comedy Show!

Gag for the day!

I was standing with my friend at a stop and a new-comer to Chicago approached my friend and told that he don't understand the transit system here. My Friend explained it pretty funny.

See Ji, It's very simple!

Only One Dabba in the city = CTA Bus!

Only One Dabba outskirts = PACE!

Dabbae ke uphar Dabbas and Uske Pheechay bhi same = METRA!

Three Dabbas = Yellow Line!

Four Dabbas = Green Line!

Five Dabbas = Red Line!

Orange Color Dabbas = Orange Line!

Blue Color Dabbas = Blue Line!

Brown Color Dabbas = Brown Line!

Pink Color Dabbas = Pink Line!

Purple Color Dabbas = Purple Line!

By this time the other guy got it and the proof was that he was not there!!!


-Asad.

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