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An Indian speaking to his NRI neighbour:
He: Yetla unnavu(Telugu)?
NRI: I speak only English.
He:Ok, How are you?
NRI: Hi, Hello, How are you, I am fine, Thank you and you?
He: How many children you have now?
NRI: Two daughters and both are girls!
He: Who is that man, with you, there?
NRI: He is my Legal Father!
He: What?
NRI: Yeah, Father-in-Law!
He: Being so rich, Why do you travel using Bus or Train only?
NRI: See, Bus Accident-There you are! Train Accident- There you are! Plane Accident- Where you are???????????????
He: Have you studied anything abroad?
NRI: Yeah, I have done L.L.B and am thinking of doing Matriculation!!
He: I heard that the place you stayed had many Kings? By this time you might have known about them?!
NRI: Yeah, I know much about them.
He: Tell me something about them.
NRI: Well, What I know is that All of them died!!
